Fake ass motherfucker who has an ass for a chin. If you would ever come across an Ely, you’ll want to pound his fucking face in with gods sacred bible. He is absolutely obsessed with 13 year old pootang, and if you know him well enough, he might let you hit his vape
by Junkkiller September 9, 2019

Ely-Sam is the most wonderful soul out there. Having him as a friend might kill you laughing out loud but it’s worth it.
He has amazing skills in bed but in virtual life. Indeed, he’s the reknown e-sport manager.
You’ll always recognize him thanks to his precious caps !!
He has amazing skills in bed but in virtual life. Indeed, he’s the reknown e-sport manager.
You’ll always recognize him thanks to his precious caps !!
by Ely-sam the boss November 21, 2021

Eli is someone addicted to stake.com, he will gamble your life savings away with no regret. His haircut possibly costs less than the change in his pockets.
by YoungLean40 October 17, 2022

Man with great taste of women, respects them 110% of the time, loves cracking open cold ones with the boys, meme master, ladies love wasting his time for a few months then leave and don’t say anything. Also has a big dick
by Harambe42069 October 9, 2017

by Fbdjdnd December 2, 2017

Eli is very stupid and all he does is sleep and play Omori all day, he’s also a nerd and proven multiple times he’s a crybaby! He also have an evil twin that’s much cooler than the other.
Overall he’s a NERDO
Overall he’s a NERDO
by c00l_sh4rk June 25, 2023
