A floating space rock infested with creatures good and bad, inhabited by things called humans who have a habit of making a mess of everything.
Space Creature 1: would you rather: enter a blackhole and die? Or live on earth for 5 years?
Space Creature 2: Bit of a silly question there, blackhole obviously
Space Creature 2: Bit of a silly question there, blackhole obviously
by Phoeboop July 16, 2018
When a philosopher contemplates the Earth.
Earth contemplation is good for mental health.
by Natural Life April 09, 2021
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by lego_nutella April 29, 2023
Earthing ablution is the act of tapping both palms on a sandy earth surface. The act is meant to purify. It is said to be necessary before prayer, after an orgasm or ejaculation, if one does not find water to shower, for both males and females. Simply, the act involves stretching both palms, as though one is displaying the number ten with his hands, then tapping on a sandy earth surface, blowing on hands to remove excess dust, then rubbing one's hands and face as though washing them with water.
by Mr. VW Isaac November 29, 2021
The type of guy that your girlfriend dated before you. You know the type. Same height as her, wears jeans tighter than she does, probably has a perm. Overall just a huge doucher.
by GonzoBiggDogg December 09, 2019