Clunge dump

When a male takes a horrendous turd and inserts deep within said wenches vagina. She must then proceed to 'dump' said turd on the alpha males chest.

Guy 1 "hey dude what did you do last night?"
Guy 2 "not much Clara decided to clunge dump on me lay night"
Guy 1 "LAD!"

by QueefyBat July 31, 2013

Dog-Dumped

When your girlfriend dumps you because she is more into her dog than you.

I cant believe I just got dog-dumped!

by palsyclaw October 28, 2009

Covid Dump

A dump so devastating it has the potential to end humanity.

The type of dump that could ground a plane, close a business, or could be proclaimed as a public health emergency.

Tim: Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. The smell made my eyes water and I think my throat started to close up!

Pat: Yeah man. I took a Covid Dump in there a couple hours ago.

by Ahsential37 April 23, 2020

war dumping

Weaponizing several people’s shit into a weapon of war. Not to be confused with the lesser assault pooping.

Fuck it. We are war dumping the fuck out of the NRA. It’s only fair at this point. Call for some of Carlos’s spicy burritos. The five pounders. Yeah. Ten dozen.

by Kingleil May 8, 2018

Drive By Dumping

The act of driving a vehicle past a target and sticking your ass out of the window, letting out a stream of shit so hard that it will cause bodily harm to your target via shit.

Damn, did you hear about that Drive By Dumping that just happened on Third Street? Crazy Man.

by seant708 August 11, 2019

Donald Dump

A Donald Dump is a big, steamy pile of shit.

Tim: Hey Brody, I had to take a massive Donald Dump today man.
Brody: I bet your bowels are relieved, nothing like a good Donald Dump.

by PartyMonkey2000 November 18, 2022

Dump Blast

The biggest crap of your life that all comes out in two seconds, making your anus burn for hours, and filling up the toilet bowl. If anyone smells it, they instantly die.

Yo dude you can come to the bathroom but I just made a Dump Blast
dude: *dies*

by SomeMoronThatIsDumb January 23, 2023