Dog-Dumped

When your girlfriend dumps you because she is more into her dog than you.

I cant believe I just got dog-dumped!

by palsyclaw October 28, 2009

I-dump

When you enjoy playing with your Iphone so much your legs fall asleep when you take a crap.

Hey, where's Bruce?

He is in the bathroom.

But I just got an email from him.

Yeah, he's taking an I-dump

by bnscf May 12, 2010

make dump

to void excrement from the bowels through the anus; have a bowel movement; defecate

I'm going to go make dump because those hot wings tore me up.

by Nova1107 December 12, 2010

dump soup

Literally diarrhea

I scared my brother so bad he made a dump soup.

by AIIThiNgsPooP October 22, 2018

Dumps at dawn

When you wake up and immediately have to take a shit

The gunslinger woke up early with a case of dumps at dawn.

by CountChocula89 October 6, 2013

Amish Dump

Pooping without the benefit of electronic entertainment, i.e. the way everybody pooped before smartphones, tablets and portable handheld game consoles existed.

I totally forgot to charge my phone last night, so this morning I got stuck taking an Amish dump.

by Skurj September 12, 2017

Dunny Dump

shitting on the bare titties of your female friend before you fuck her.

hey Rudy, I tried that dunny dump you told me about on old Mary last night and she bout kilt me.

by Butcher's Pal July 28, 2009