Stuffed Duck

1. An insult directed at an idiot who is generally annoying and is always full of shit, e.g stuffed like a duck.
2. A person who eats chips all the time, but then has no room for actual meals.

"ugh! Stop being such a stuffed duck, man!"
"God you eat like a stuffed duck!"

by Tyranamobius Rex April 17, 2017

Dick Ducking

Dodging A Creep hitting on you!

" If you can dodge a dick , you can dodge a ball!" or "Remeber the 5D's of Dick Ducking: Dodge , Duck, Dip , Dive and DODGE"

by Trish&AmbDoubleTrouble August 30, 2017

To giant ducks

A verb, perfect for when you want to turn someone down and confuse them at the same time.

A verb ideal for when you don't have plans but need to say you do.

Mark: "Hey, wanna grab some coffee later?"
Janie: "I'm sorry, I have to giant ducks, I'm swamped."

Teacher: "Where were you yesterday? Skipping class?"
Student: "No, no, of course not, I had to giant ducks."

Parent's note: "Please excuse Shelby from school tomorrow, she will have to giant ducks."

by Quacktastic11047 June 18, 2011

russian duck

A nickname and play on words for a fast meal. e.g., "Rush in, duck out."

Alright, recruits, we're having russian duck for chow! Be back in formation outside the mess hall in three minutes. Fall out!

by RipVanB September 12, 2013

Duck Boy

Someone who's Fuckin Clapped

That Jonny Allan guy looks like a Duck Boy

by ChelseaRshit December 2, 2019

duck shower

Going in the shower and splashing water on oneself for a quick clean like a duck. Shampoo and soap is optional but the shower must be below 2 minutes.

"I just took a duck shower."
"A what?"
"You know... A shower that was really quick in like 2 minutes. Like a duck."

by Drycolt April 14, 2014

Dry Duck

What you say before you put your dick in a extra tight virgin pocket pussy without any lube.

Dry Duck! Jimmy exclaimed as he stuffed his junk in the brand new pocket pussy he received in the mail. The skin ripped right off his penis, which had to be surgically removed at the hospital.

by LettuceFetish May 30, 2015