don't do it december

A second chance at No Nut November. Or, if you passed No Nut November and want another challenge, this is for you. Don't fap or fuck! Touching your dick other than to wash or piss is instant disqualification! Good luck! You'll need it.
"I failed No Nut November."

"Haha, nerd! I completed it! Get rekt scrub"

"That's why I'm doing Don't do it December!"
by Flamethrower99 November 09, 2018
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Don't Pat The Table

A general expression which when translated means "don't punch my testicles."
by Evetsmeat May 28, 2018
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Don't follow the stream

To not follow trends. To do your own thing. Think of a parade. A parade has people following an object. The thing that is being followed represents the new trend. The parade goes down a street like floating objects down a river or stream.
Hot woman: I love nerdy guys.

Her friend: Wait. I thought you said that nerds were disgusting.

Woman: That was until Doctor Who became popular. All of my friends started liking nerds too.

Friend: Listen. Don't follow the stream.
by SHG357 June 21, 2016
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Don't Date December

Don't date December. The month where no one is allowed to date
George, will you go out with me ?

No sorry its Don't Date December
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the fuck i don't

a way to say yes to an extreme amount; opposite of "the fuck i do"
person 1: you don't wanna watch this with me

person 2: the fuck i don't! of course i'll watch it with you
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Thog don't careee

Thog don't careeee
"Hello"
"Thog don't careee"
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Shitebag if ye don't

Shitebag if ye don't is a common Scottish phrase that translates to "your a pussy if you don't do it" and are the most motivational four words any human can hear.
Billy: shall I ask this lassie out

Graham: shitebag if ye don't

Billy: alright then
by BillyNaeBaws July 09, 2022
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