Dick Dave is a random guy at your child's school who organises parent meetings with all the mums. He is always extra friendly with the mums, he will lure you into the library office to "help him move some boxes" and then ravish you in his office with his dick. Dave is only around on Thursdays and will stop you in the hall at any chance he can get just to throw some Dave moves at you.
Me: Fine day Thursdays, you know why?
Stevie: Dick Dave Thursdays?
Me: Too right you are Stevie, too right you are.
Stevie: Dick Dave Thursdays?
Me: Too right you are Stevie, too right you are.
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Often seen loitering near the Harrowden Road area of the Doncaster war zone, Dangerous Dave is well known for shooting any cunt who is heard listening to Texas.
Beware, he is NOT to be confused with dangerous dave - Dangerous Dave of Wheatley is much more ghetto and is not a fucking stain.
Often seen loitering near the Harrowden Road area of the Doncaster war zone, Dangerous Dave is well known for shooting any cunt who is heard listening to Texas.
Beware, he is NOT to be confused with dangerous dave - Dangerous Dave of Wheatley is much more ghetto and is not a fucking stain.
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