A farmer dykes is when your lesbian lover fertilises your vagina with their excrement and plants a seed inside like pumpkin seeds.
I gave Tess a Farmer Dykes last night, hopefully the tomatoes take well and we have a full crop this year
by Adzybayor August 14, 2023
Get the farmer dykesmug. The unique and innate swag possessed by a dyke. Not a hey mamas, but the swag of a hey mamas present in alluring lesbian women.
The stereotype of lesbian women that is defined by fixing things, worshipping their partners, and being traditionally masculine (masc presenting) has “dyke swag”. This trait does not set the limitations of dyke swag, but a common association.
The stereotype of lesbian women that is defined by fixing things, worshipping their partners, and being traditionally masculine (masc presenting) has “dyke swag”. This trait does not set the limitations of dyke swag, but a common association.
“Dyke swag was forever redefined by the aesthetic of Canadian pop singer Justin Bieber in the year 2009”
“Julien Baker has undeniable dyke swag, I want her to build me a deck”
“Julien Baker has undeniable dyke swag, I want her to build me a deck”
by aneleyz October 17, 2023
Get the dyke swagmug. by Jack Frost cold heart May 6, 2018
Get the barbie dykemug. by BallerBenny July 25, 2019
Get the Dykemug. Female equivalent of a "metrosexual". A woman with a lesbian aesthetic, but is in fact heterosexual.
Sydney looks so hot with that undercut, too bad she's a faux dyke.
I thought she was a faux dyke when she bought that truck, but it turns out she's actually a lesbian.
I thought she was a faux dyke when she bought that truck, but it turns out she's actually a lesbian.
by Geeeebs April 20, 2017
Get the faux dykemug. by ItchySloth June 24, 2018
Get the Dyke Spikemug. "What a large, exceptionally masc lesbian. Wow."
"Ah yes, that is a dyke!"
"Do they all look that much like Kim Jong Un"
"Yes, pretty much. U wanna hit?"
"I'm more into femme tbh"
"Oh you don't like studs, I thought Shane from the L Word was your everything?"
"Yeah but like Shane is special"
"Sounds like youre party bi - or even worse, fat phobic."
"I hate this im leaving. ** On the phone** MOM CAN YOU PICK ME UP IM SCARED"
- Roll Credits-
PRESENTED BY HOME BOX OFFICE
"Ah yes, that is a dyke!"
"Do they all look that much like Kim Jong Un"
"Yes, pretty much. U wanna hit?"
"I'm more into femme tbh"
"Oh you don't like studs, I thought Shane from the L Word was your everything?"
"Yeah but like Shane is special"
"Sounds like youre party bi - or even worse, fat phobic."
"I hate this im leaving. ** On the phone** MOM CAN YOU PICK ME UP IM SCARED"
- Roll Credits-
PRESENTED BY HOME BOX OFFICE
by Frangel818 January 22, 2025
Get the Dykemug.