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Cuban bus driver

Whilst driving you snort cocaine and receive a blow job
Guy1; DAMN i was a real Cuban bus driver yesterday

Guy2; well aren't you just Castro
by Cuban bus driver March 3, 2015
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Bus Driver

OMG, I got wasted on Bus Driver last night and slept with yer mom.
by JCroce October 22, 2008
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thug driver

A person who is distracted when driving and thinking it okay.
Rachel was on her phone texting and driving while having her knee holds the steering wheel. Making her a thug driver.
by SamuelElJackson June 30, 2023
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Damon Driver

God dam this nig is so Down syndrome that it makes a autistic person look normal he’s such a waste of sperm and sound like when he was born his voice box got involved with a boxing Mach and the Ukrainian war
Random person: hey willem
Guy 1: your a Damon driver
by Janeohenepshshe July 31, 2022
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monkey driver

A drink made with vanilla vangogh and orange juice
by drunk driver December 10, 2013
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Just the Bus Driver

The phrase for someone who jumps into conversations at the wrong time
by Firefaul December 7, 2017
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Schizo Driver

(n) ˈskitsō ˈdrīvər
A vehicular driver who is portrayed as, or found while currently seated, or near the vicinity of the vehicle under their possession, seem to spot an object or being with its visibility limited to the particular driver himself/herself, thus the spotted object or being is considered non-existent.
The Driver: Ayyyy Mike, have ye seen tha dumbass fucka just standing ova' there on the crosswalk? Imma run over this mothafucka over there.

The Passenger: I ain' seeing shi', what do ya mean?

The Driver: Look at the crosswalk dude, on the windshield!

The Passenger: There's no one standing there, NOR is there a crosswalk! Knew you wuz a Schizo Driver all along! You forgot to take your meds agin didn't you?
by Cocker and Co. March 22, 2022
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