Lag Depression 

Lag Depression comes from the word lag. It is the resultant state of mind that a person suffers from due to lag. Especially if there is nothing they can do about thier laggy situation. Example too many computers sharing a single connection or lack of funds to upgrade PC. Lag Depression can also be developed by an individual that does not suffer from lag but knows someone that does.

Joe: Whats the matter with George?
Alex: He's got Lag Depression, to many people sharing his connection.
George: :(

Joe: Has Alex got his connection sorted yet?
George: No he still has a bad case of Lag Depression.
Alex: :(
Joe: :(
George: :(

Lag Depression by Gunnell, Sally May 27, 2008

Omegle Depression 

The feeling of depression after being banned from Omegle. Usually involves depression over the fact you'll never be able to chat to the people you met on the site ever again. Also can involve depression over the fact that you'll never be able to have fun on omegle or meet famous people such as PewDiePie on the website again. The best remedy for Omegle Depression is going outside and getting a life, or visiting new sites which are just as fun.

Person 1: "Will you be on Omegle again tomorrow?"
Person 2: "Yeah!"
Person 1: "I'll see you tomorrow then!"
Person 2: "Cya buddy!"

-Your computer/network is banned for possible bad behavior-

Person 1: *Begins to suffer from Omegle Depression*

Omegle Depression by Twelvies4Life June 1, 2014

concert depression 

After a concert you have been waiting for for ages ends and you have nothing else to look forward to and everything you do reminds you of the concert.

I've got really bad concert depression.

concert depression by Em5sos June 5, 2016

Post Pootum Depression 

The feeling of loss or emptiness one has after an epic bowel movement. This feeling can be accompanied by separation anxiety mixed with a feeling of euphoria. In most cases, a feeling of "lightness" or "lightening" may be experienced.

The day after eating at that Brazilian steakhouse followed by 2 cups of coffee I suffered from Post Pootum Depression.

Last night I sat staring at the wall, feeling empty, like a big part of me was just flushed away. I think I was suffering from Post Pootum Depression.

Post Pootum Depression by swivet February 5, 2010

Post Novel Depression 

The feeling of extreme boredom/anxiety, in the first few days, following the completion of a good book.

Ever since finishing 'Cloud Splitter' by Russel Banks, I just can't seem to shake this Post Novel Depression.

I almost turned the tv on, maybe I have Post Novel Depression?
The doctor prescribed 'Barnes and Nobel' for my Post Novel Depression.

Post Novel Depression by Lance H. Johnson June 6, 2010

Fast-acting depression

When you suddenly become sad or upset for no apparent reason.

I was just talking with my friends and all the sudden fast-acting depression hit me.

Fast-acting depression by Hullooo April 1, 2019

Red Dead Depression 

The sadness or depression felt after finishing Red Dead Redemption 1 and 2

“Dude, I just finished playing Red Dead Redemption 2”.
“Yeah? Did you like it?”
“I don’t know...I just...don’t know. I think I’m gonna go sleep for a while.”
“Dude, it sounds like you got Red Dead Depression!”

Red Dead Depression by Chubcat February 24, 2021