Crusty Capaldi

The act of cleaning up the mess resulting from a particularly vociferous asphyxiwank with Lewis Capaldi toilet paper, then leaving said paper on the bedside table, allowing it to dry overnight.

"Auntie, when you change my sheets, don't forget to put my Crusty Capaldies in the bin!"

by Jeffrey 'Jeff' Jefferson November 29, 2019

CRUSTY

crusty is used for many things, first of all for crusty hands, crusty lips, crusty BOOTY HOLE, crusty love, crusty ambition, and crusty loners. Crusty is an inspirational word. Also used in bikini bottom. You can use it for love or to refer to some one ugly.

That gurl is hella crusty
Heyyyyy crustiessss
I hate you crusty bitch

by TheBigD... March 27, 2019

Crusty

The people you know that call you crusty, but in reality, they’re crusty.

You’re so crusty!

Please, you’re the crustiest crustean in the word, crustball.

by theperfectpseudonym April 13, 2019

Crusty

a very ugly person

Example: Ew she is looking crusty today

by Suckmytoe127368 April 23, 2019

Crusty Bumpkin

Hollie Boukadakis

Quit being such a crusty bumpkin.

by Faggotsrgay April 29, 2019

Crusty

when you wake up on the wrong side of them bed, feel angry, or upset

Jala: “why are you so crusty today ”
Kaelynn: “Mr. ——- really is really crusting me off

by jalaiscrusty123 December 11, 2019

Crusty

Alondras wierd ass

Ur crusty

by LaloA03 December 16, 2019