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Crack Dial

When you call someone’s phone a bunch of times at 3 a.m., usually intoxicated but not always sometimes they’re just bored. The person on the other end usually doesn’t answer at all, because, well, they’re asleep...
Demi: I’m bored and can’t sleep, I’m gonna call Chris a bunch of times and see if he wakes up.
Sarinah: NO! Don’t crack dial Chris again because he’ll block your ass so quick.
by Crackadoodledoo September 22, 2020
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cracks in the armor

Screwed things up. Doing things imperfect.
Dad taught me, no cracks in the armor
by LillianRay November 6, 2017
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cup'o crack

A cup'o crack is a rather small cup of straight crack often used as a defense mechanism against enemy's when feared or you have to pee really bad.
"bro my gf wouldnt have to get out the bathroom when i had to pee so i cup'o cracked that bitch"
by DJDARKSTAR7501 May 9, 2017
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Crack Dream

A crazy and unbelievable hope/ambition that one has while under the influence of crack cocaine.
Stoner 1:"One day I'll be as rich as Bill Gates!"

Stoner 2: "Man, that's a crack dream..."
by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar September 13, 2020
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dixie crack

Often used to refer to older people who are busted and corrupt
Lets send a letter to old dixie crack fucking clinton
by disciple_9 January 26, 2019
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Mouse Crack

Mouse Crack is the dust that emits from a natural crack in a kangaroo rat that has spent too long in a sewer. This is quality stuff which leads various species (including humans) to go to far extents to obtain this legendary item. Gimme sum of dat mouse crack. Heya boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii u kno wut i wan so giveitomeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go git ur own mouse crack, but this wons MIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U go git dis stuf from Moushek urself!
Jimmy Neutron wanted mouse crack so bad that he visited the kangaroo rat's sewer himself.
by ApricotFoxx September 1, 2019
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Straggle crack

A straggle crack is someone strung out on drugs, wearing the same pair of jeans for weeks, may resemble slender man and may sleep under a bridge.
This Straggle Crack I used to bartend with never showed up on time and when he did he was always high and wearing the clothes he slept in.
by Roman K. January 12, 2021
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