Cloud

Cloud = Complete Loss of User Data
Cloud computing is where one puts all one's eggs in someone else's basket. This now means that the cloud has you by the balls. The IT people you once employed are now too expensive to call as they have now all become freelance consultants.

Argh! Fucking cloud has gone down and the client can't access any of their data.

by SaltyKnob September 29, 2020

Cloud Mouth

When you have horrible cotton mouth.

I need water I have horrible cloud mouth.

by Vbestever June 27, 2017

Purple Cloud

When a fart lingers in the room way to long and the next person walks through it when no one is around.

Joe: Damn someone floated and air bisquet and now I’m engulfed in a purple cloud.

by Keysmarine June 14, 2018

Clit Cloud

An aura enveloping a woman’s clitoris when satisfactorily aroused. Symptoms include but are not limited to small pink and blue clouds covered in sprinkles surrounding a blissfully swollen clitoris.

Becky: Javier had me so horny I could see my clit clouds

by PrincessSprinkle777 January 6, 2024

Brown cloud

The rancid invisible gas expelled from someone's arse when they fart.

I walked round to the next isle, right into some inconsiderate bastards brown cloud.

by Smellylittletoe October 18, 2017

National "Slap somebody that has the nickname Cloud" Day (October 23rd)

If your friend has the nickname "Cloud", you get to smack them.

"Cloud" - hi
friend - guess what day it is
"Cloud" - what

oh shit
friend - its national "Slap somebody that has the nickname Cloud" day (October 23rd)

by notkenzieee October 23, 2023

Laughing under the clouds

3 idiotic brothers are part of a somewhat Kumo family. There's this 'Orochi' meant to be snake thing that comes every idk 100 years??? There are always clouds until that Orochi is killed. blah blah blah they have to kill the vessel of the Orochi and Tenka Kumo (eldest brother of the Kumo family) was exposed to the 'vessel,' so he got sentenced to death. PLOT TWIST! Tenka Kumo is not dead. With the power of Buton idk??? Girl with sealing powers and another lover guy and the brothers fight together to seal the Orochi and boom, good ending.

Someone: "Wtf is 'Laughing under the clouds?'"
Me: "It's an underrated anime that YOU SHOULD WATCH!!!!"

by Yipsees!! September 24, 2023