Christee

Christee is usually a white teen who loves to party&drink and hang out with her friends. Christees are usually good at sucking. And are usually TRUE blondes with green/blue eyes.

Hey did you see that chick last night?

Im pretty sure that was a Christee

by thethreeemuskuteers August 21, 2011

christabelle

A bell end that has small crystals of shit on it. Derived from the term Crusty-Bell

My girlfriend ran a mile when she saw i had a christabelle

by chrisred August 1, 2008

Christ on a stick

Referring to the event of the Crucifixion of Jesus Christ. He was nailed to a cross (standard Christian) or a stake (Jehovah's Witness).

Today's kids don't realize how friendly Jesus is because they've never seen Christ on a stick and they don't know how much he suffered.

by Braveheart's thirst for blood March 24, 2007

Christ in the ass

Using Christ insted of pain mostly would be used by satanist Calling some one a christ in the ass is like calling some one a pain in the ass usually used to tell off some one that is anoying you or using you this is used only if you are against god

"Jhon your such a christ in the ass"

"my boss is being such a christ in the ass"

by Aganist gods men September 10, 2008

i saved christ

an extremely awesome dude that hates niggers and beats them with dead limbs from his freezer, he is so cool he rapes luesers in their own house while their parents watch and clap for joy

i saved christ: I fucking hate you niggers

by Jesus christ February 21, 2005

Blood Of Christ

When the female partner stands over the other partners head and has her period which then drips into their mouth

Your mom gave the dick eating dirtbag the Blood Of Christ for free.

by dick eating dirtbag September 30, 2008

Chouster

Slang term used to describe the male reproductive organ.

May also be said as 'manchouster'.

"That sucks chouster."

by Scott/Callum May 16, 2004