Ketchup chip

The possible, if not probable, aftereffect on one's peen of having sex with a lady during her special lady time.

"I thought it was a voodoo curse, but turns out I just got ketchup chipped."

by Gross Hank December 31, 2008

Chocolate Chip

When a girl's nail polish on her toes starts to chip, revealing her real toe nail, which is dead and colored brown like chocolate.

As John looked down at the floor during class, he noticed that Deej's nail polish on her toenails started to chip, revealing dead, brown nails. This reminded him immediately of a chocolate chip.

by th3 brown mamba June 10, 2009

chip pisser

A person or occurance who/ which pisses on your chips.

"I hate that bitch- she's such a chip pisser!"

by tommyboy83 May 31, 2007

Chip

Term used for a penis so small it is often mistaken for a wart, generally unaccompanied by a testicular sack.

Why is your belly button so low?
That's not my belly button it's my Chip.

by TruthBring3r February 8, 2010

chip on my shoulder

RFID(Remote Frequency Identification) is here. Approved for human use by the FDA in 2004, it's now a popular way for authorities (big brother government) to monitor its citizens.

Some religious beliefs relate this form of RFID usage to the 'mark of the beast' - as mentioned in the bible's book of revelations.

Likewise, many non-religious concerned citizens protest and detest the use of RFID on human beings.

However, marketing techniques overpower word of mouth, and therefore many people see this extent of governmental control as harmful and painless.

Having a chip on your shoulder/arm implies you are being controlled/monitored/hunted by the powers that be.

Do they really need to know where you and I eat/sleep/fornicate/poop?

I aint getting no chip on my shoulder!

Don't let them put a chip in your shoulder either!

by m7 October 16, 2007

chip

chip is used to replace the word bitch

Yo' momma, chip!

Carrie and Momoka are my chips.

by qwertytigger March 8, 2005

Chip on his Shoulder

Comes from when people spent more time around animals specifically horses. It refers to when someone refuses to do what they are told because the person in charge is incompetent.

A horse was refusing to do what it was told so a veterinarian was called in. The veterinarian examined the horse and noticed a chip of flesh was removed from the front shoulder of the animals leg (chip on his shoulder). As it turned out when the owner was drunk he walked the horse into the side of the barn door. Now the horse refuses to obey.

by fudmitri November 24, 2011