The Bears were the closest thing to the Yankees of the NFL until last year, winning more than any other team, so this loses identity they've developed lately isn't like them.
The Chicago Bears let a team like the Green Bay Packers overtake them as the winningest NFL franchise. Where has their fighting spirit been? They should've gone out and mauled the Packers.
by Solid Mantis September 17, 2023
Get the Chicago Bearsmug. Certain people like giving out promises without the intent of carrying them out. For some reason, a significant amount of such people populates Chicago. This kind of people is called bullshitters, and the kind of bullshit promises they give out is called a Chicago promise.
by othra May 13, 2024
Get the Chicago promisemug. When something gets the shit beat out of it and you have no idea what the hell just happened, but shit got fucked up!
We went to the tavern to grab some pizza and beers, next thing you know is you’re waking up in bed not knowing how you got there and what the hell even happened to you. The Chicago Leprechauns made a visit and fucked your shit up!
by Joosey August 28, 2025
Get the Chicago Leprechaunsmug. The process of inserting fentanyl into the rectum by dipping a tampon into the fent and then once inserted, lighting it on fire by the pull string. Thus, letting it expand and burn in the users rectum.
by Phfanny Smellmore May 21, 2024
Get the Chicago Sunrisemug. On the 8th of August 2004, a tour bus belonging to Dave Matthews Band dumped about 360 kilograms(800 pounds) of human shit onto a sightseeing boat in the river. They dumped the feces from the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago giving the incident it's name.
Person 1: remember the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident?
Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go
Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go
by BigPigeon420 February 9, 2023
Get the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incidentmug. by Innluvwitb October 19, 2023
Get the Chicagomug. When you get a BD to edge a GD which causes a universal blue and red nut to flood the streets of Chicago
by Not south side February 8, 2025
Get the Chicago flicker gooningmug.