growing up in chicago

The best part of growing up in Chicago.

Interviewer: Best part of growing up in Chicago?
Johnny (uhhhh face): uhhhhh... Growing up in Chicago 😬

by Amphibian Requesting death November 30, 2020

Chicago baptism

To spill a portion of Jeppson’s Malört accidentally over an infants head while drinking.

Gave my nephew a Chicago Baptism last weekend and was asked to leave the party

by MdoubleT December 25, 2023

Chicago

City if corruption.

"Chicago is killing Illinois."

by Albino namekian October 27, 2022

chicago

Chicago. One of the most amazing people. He will always try to comfort you while being a complete idiot. He’s usually out of a relationship and not willing to get back in. Has trust issues but it’s fine.

Yo did you hear about chicago

Yea dude my mans just jumped of a cliff

by Iamirresponsibleinways December 5, 2019

Chicago Bob

The Primal Act Of Taking A Woman From Behind Whilst Her Head Was In the Toilet

Girl I love smelling shit while getting it doggy, He gave me a chicago bob!

by Doris Pringle Brule June 17, 2024

Chicago Hope Kid

A kid who is academically better than others and better at sports that kids from other schools.Hahahahhahha

You’re Not a Chicago Hope Kid

by Tåtyäńå October 22, 2019

Chicago Snowstorm

When you spray your semen into a table fan (after masturbation) and it goes all over your body and face

Dude yesterday I just did aChicago snowstorm in my fucking room and it was godly how

by I literally just camed rn May 24, 2018