Cotton mouthed Carl

When a stoner won't stop complaining about having cotton mouth after smoking.

"Man shut the fuck up about your cotton mouth"

"But it's like someone shoved cotton balls in my mouth"

"Don't be such a Cotton mouthed Carl"

by Spootybeaver113 November 2, 2012

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Cooler Carl

Carl Ulysses Wheezer's cooler doppelganger in the cartoon Jimmy Neutron.

Carl you're lame compared to your doppelganger 'Cooler Carl'.

by flergins January 15, 2020

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flaming carl

flaming carl is the act where you crapand then drop the poo into someone's mouth (it is better when they are asleep or entirely unsuspecting).

Carl just dropped a massive flaming carl into Karl's mouth.

by shmurp January 30, 2017

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Carl

A snowman that's really hot that is NOT DEAD just decapitated, and it's NOT blood it's ketchup. :)

person #1: Hey what's up how are you feeling today?

Person #2: Not that great man, I'm feeling pretty Carl.

Person #1: Oh that sucks man.

Example B:

CARL I LOVE YOU SO, YOU ARE MY DEAREST DEAR, WOULD YOU TAKE MY HAND (NOT FIGURATIVELY) IN MARRIAGE?

by #creamy #moist #buttery December 19, 2021

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Carl

Carl is the most sweet kind guy from Lebanon that I know ,he’s so loving and cute irl but….when he’s mad it’s like there is no tmr also he’s a big ninjago fan I mean it’s good show I guess I mean one person who doesn’t like MR.Carl is the fat f*ck in our class but anyway that’s all ! BUY THE P1 AND GIVE IT TO ME AND CARL PLZ

Carl is your average car guy his dream Car is McLaren p1 I agree best car ever made

by anonymous April 4, 2025

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