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Carl Wilhelm

A handsome boy who often typed or pronounced CW.

Carl Wilhelm is a smart boy that often is a genie in math. He hates school but is really good to get good grades.

He likes to play computer games and loves to play with friends online.
Person 1: Have you seen that CW?
Person 2: Yes I've heard he is a real maniac in school.
Person 1: What?! Ive heard he is really good in these video games.
Person 2: Yea he is good at everything that Carl Wilhelm!
by 4FX April 10, 2018
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Small dick Carl

A Carl with a very small penis. He compensates by driving big trucks, and owning a collection of very large chainsaws.
Look at that guy with the really big chainsaw! I think it's Small dick Carl!
by Profound Observations July 11, 2025
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Carl

"Hi,My name is Carl"
by Yocarl November 23, 2021
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carl

famous with the ladies, he's definetly a carl
by _.stendo May 30, 2022
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Carl

Carl that nigga

Carl is a very sexy looking man he also has a fucking massive 13 inch cock and he can't get away from the ladies with his massive dick and sexy style and he is very kind aswell
Carl is cool
by Sexylad6969 November 24, 2021
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Cold Carl

Unlike a Hot Carl it is done while your friend/ victim is asleep. The process starts by shitting into a sheet of Saran Wrap then smearing it evenly over the plastic proceed to freeze the stool sample. After everything is frozen lay the Saran Wrap stool down on the victims face. Caution do not suffocate the person with the Saran Wrap or shit. Then wait for them to wake up or wake them up and asked what were they doing?
Chris received the cold Carl the last time he spent the night at my house. That will teach him to not fuck my mom while I’m asleep.
by Small mosquito WesBus September 15, 2019
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Carl Tard

A Carl that is so stubborn and knuckleheaded and hel bent to get his way, win, or maintain control , that he admits in open court to doing heinous disgusting crimes, but insists that there's nothing wrong with it. They get a small win and subsequently become infamous for their disgusting conduct. They're very shortsighted, and incapable of choosing their battles.
"did you read that case about that dad who admitted to leaving his 13 yo girl with the rapist just so her mom couldn't have her that weekend?"
"Yeah. What a Carl Tard. He's famous now, though not for what he was trying to do."
by Alleged-Leigh July 10, 2025
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