carl townsend

the smile that lights up life and makes any day brighter

Ive been feeling blue, seems like a good time for carl townsend

by Your One and Only Baby February 3, 2010

Lethal Carl

The felon cousin of the popular bowl moment foreplay. After the the forementioned bowl movement, one procedes to cover your partner in a tarp poisining them with thier own methane gas.

"Mike, are you still dating Jeni?"

Mike:"No! that bitch wouldn't wash my socks so I gave her the ol' Lethal Carl!"

by Violent red. June 22, 2010

flaming carl

flaming carl is the act where you crapand then drop the poo into someone's mouth (it is better when they are asleep or entirely unsuspecting).

Carl just dropped a massive flaming carl into Karl's mouth.

by shmurp January 30, 2017

carl john

carl john is a very nice,sweet,and loving person,he

likes to talk to his friend briony a lot.He's a big fan of cat and capybaras.Carl john may be goofy all the time but he's really smart and intelligent.

Carl john is a very attractive person.

Carl john music taste is the best.

by mswhvdjsvwvz July 21, 2022

Carl

Carl is that’s sexy beast you see across the street. if you look her direction she’ll bark at you real seductively🥰 nothing stops her form looking gorgeous and acting crazy.

Emma: have you seen Carl?
Carolyne: yeah she just barked at me, bout to go make out, wish me luck.

by rhinocerosshit November 30, 2020

Carl

A guy named Carl

"hi I'm Carl"

by Yocarl November 23, 2021

Carl

Carl is the best he’s a god, and your name definitely is Carl if you’re reading this. Because no one is more narcissistic than a Carl. So nevertheless Carl is the future the past and present, Carl is the solution the everything!

Oh! You’re a Carl? I’m sorry for approaching you without your permission.

by Carlinatorn September 21, 2021