Hard candy

Literal rocks

Oi, I broke my teeth while eating some hard candy the other night !

by ReallyRealDoctor January 9, 2020

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candy crane

when someone licks a peice of hard candy out of vagina

"dude i candy craned that girl jen from that all girls school, she kinda looks like a turtle with big boobs!"

by ilovetopoop March 30, 2009

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Any Halloween trick-or-treater who is clearly too old to be asking you for candy. Candy Cougars could be anyone who is legally old enough to have a job, vote, drive a car, is pregnant, and is at your door asking for free candy.

Yeah we had some candy cougars this Halloween. Most of them came after 9pm.

by Brudas November 1, 2010

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candy cane dandruff

Excessive bits, shards, and particles of candy dust that result from the process of unwrapping a new and pristine or broken-in-the-wrapper candy cane. The release of said particles is perpetuated by the additional cracking and/or further breakage of said candy cane.

Melissa: Did you see Robert today? His shirt's covered with so much dandruff! Doesn't he ever wash his hair?!

Sue Anne: Silly Melissa! ((eye roll inserted here)) That's not head dandruff. Robert's on a candy cane binge. All those boxes he got on clearance sale after Christmas... those white flakes and dust all over his shirt and desk is candy cane dandruff.

by Tsarstepan November 22, 2011

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Candy Flush Saga

When someone plays candy crush saga on the toilet.

Anna: Hey Isabel, why were you in the bathroom so long... And why do you have your phone?

Isabel: I was playing candy flush saga.

Anna: oh that explains the request I got for lives...

by Diswittybitch September 8, 2013

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Candy Crush Foot Jerk

When you're chillin with your girl and she's busy playing Candy Crush Saga, but you want to bust a nut. She can't have sex because she's focused on the game and her hands aren't available to jerk you off, so she gives you a foot job while playing Candy Crush.

"I was watching the football game last night at the house and my girl was busy playing Candy Crush Saga. Not only did she not talk to me for most of the game which is great, but she gave me a Candy Crush Foot Jerk...she's definitely marriage material."

by 13th December 10, 2013

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