by ConradtheUltimate May 1, 2024

When you're just about to sneeze with all the accompanying face distorts, but the sneeze never comes.
by Meteli June 2, 2019

When a bartender prepares your martini by stirring it with his penis instead of using a shaker like a normal goddamn person would.
"Why did James Bond always specify he wanted his martini shaken? Isn't that the correct method of martini mixing?"
"I don't know. Maybe he was the victim of martini cucking once."
"I don't know. Maybe he was the victim of martini cucking once."
by 007gotmartinicucked June 11, 2022

The art of performing oral sex on a cuck watching his or her partner being pounded by another person
by Leiv Shrieber March 7, 2019

The act of being cuckolded , a replacement to the word “fucked”
Can be used in any context where someone has either been cuckolded, or when you have been fucked over in any situation
Can be used in any context where someone has either been cuckolded, or when you have been fucked over in any situation
Once Shaun came home to find his wife sleeping with the neighbor and became aroused, he knew he had been cucked.
Studied all night for an exam and only got a 34/100 . Guess you can say I got cucked
Studied all night for an exam and only got a 34/100 . Guess you can say I got cucked
by Zdad January 9, 2022
