Crusty

Dry. Or not wet.

Allison: You're inbox is crusty.

by officialdannyp January 2, 2015

crusty face

Someone who has an utter crusty face. Other things that can refer to this is crustifer or flaker

Oh dear that man has a crusty face better give him some E -45

by Rasib Spearbum January 23, 2017

Crusty puss

When a female is overly aroused and her wetness dries into a crispy layer over her pussy

Yo that Adriana girl has some Crusty puss it's not even a joke

by Nut_sockkcos_tuN April 24, 2020

The crusty Frida

When you’re gf is sleeping, you shave some pubes and then cum between her eyes and layer the pubes in fine fashion as to give her a unibrow, then when she wakes up she’ll be crusty and angry and look like Frida Calo.

She fell asleep and I gave the Crusty Frida for the third time this week and boy, was she crusty.

by Evanstein99 December 1, 2023

crusty fart

A very weird and crusty fart

God man i just got a crusty fart!

by CorruptedChaos March 15, 2022

Crusty

A spiritual, earthy person. Generally unwashed, possibly barefoot, and frugal.
Similar to: “crunchy” and “hippie”

“Look at that crusty”
“That crusty guy with the dog”

by Nicola1923declaration September 4, 2023

Crusty

Alondras wierd ass

Ur crusty

by LaloA03 December 16, 2019