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Bullshit

Have you read the latest Bullshit in the Urban Dictionary? There is so much bullshit that passes as definitions.
by GenuinePneumatikos July 18, 2020
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Bullshit

When your cousin says "I'll be there for you." but he blocks you on Discord.
Brandon: Just be there for your cousins when they need you.

Me: Hey Bran-

Brandon: What do YOU want?!

Me: This is bullshit...
by Not Ducky August 29, 2020
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Perfect bullshit

It’s not regular bullshit like when your food is delivered an hour late or your package you ordered shows up a week later. Perfect bullshit goes something like when you are putting on your socks standing up, lose your balance and end up hobbling close to the unflushed toilet accidentally placing your foot in shit water after getting on your second sock on while having your car key fall out of your pocket and directly into the floor vent out of reach and out of sight.
“I failed my final college exam today due to extreme ADD because a junkie stole my adderall last week and the doctor refused to refill my prescription until the refill date, this week was perfect bullshit!”
by Nemo Of The Void September 16, 2020
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Bullshit

When you're aware that a post/meme is not about you, because it's not really about anybody in particular, it's just somebody looking to fuck with somebody's head on social media, you know everything that comes from the source is fiction, its bullshit. It's somebody saying everything they want to say to somebody they know in real life, in the form of talking to/about nobody in particular/directly, which is about as chicken shit as you get. The same kind of chicken shit tries to write everything they really want to say to somebody (in real life) down for show in the form of a script or a note so the other person will laugh when they hear it instead of calling it what it is, chicken shit.
Bullshit is something that sounds good or convincing, but isn't reality.
by Solid Mantis October 7, 2020
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bullshit path

a pathway that feels a hell of a lot longer to walk then what it really is. Just a boring ass pathway
I hate walking down bullshit path to get my drugs.
by Ddju October 7, 2020
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Practical Bullshit

A term used to describe any crap, nonsense or bullshit that one uses to make his or herself appear far more important or interesting than they are, most often in order to impress one's entourage, or simply complete strangers, particularly ones of the opposite sex.
Cindy: "Sorry, I have to get going. It sure was nice meeting you Rob, I hope we can do it again sometime."

Rob: "Sure thing. No worries, I have to go too. I've got to head to work for a business meeting, then I've got basketball training and a gym workout, before going to the soup kitchen to help the homeless"

Cindy: "Wow, you're a busy, energetic guy, that's awesome. We can meet up next thursday if you like".

Having enjoyed his sudden bout of practical bullshit, Rob then proceeded to go back to his parents' basement, lie in bed wanking and eating cheetos until thurdsay.
by Tomstoppable September 30, 2012
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Bullshitible

exceptance to exaggeration
A person that can be told something of untruth is Bullshitible!
by Robert Hargett January 10, 2012
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