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backdoor surpise

When your having sex doggiestyle, and then you pull it out and stick it in her ass.
Dude i was fuckin her doggystyle and then i gave her a backdoor surprise
by JamesBong February 3, 2004
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Marching Band

Life. You meet your bestest friends here and the whole band becomes your second family. Marching band is spent as work and play. You learn how to read drill charts, how to march CORRECTLY and IN TIME, and how to make non-band members be jealous of you. That's the work.

Band is also a lot of fun. The opinions of non-band members don't matter. Your fellow bandmates are the closest ones to you. You tell "one time at band camp" jokes, tell stories about when so and so screwed up, and just overall enjoy your time with your second family, the ones you love.

We work harder than the football team, we get more respect than the football team, and we practice longer than the football team. We are the only reason people come to the games. Don't listen to people who say band is weird. THEY ARE WRONG. BAND= LIFE. :D
(In a restaurant, two friends, one in band, one is not, are eating lunch.)

Dawn: I'm so excited to go to the football game tomorrow!
Jamie: Why? Our football team sucks! We're in last place too.
Dawn: Two words. Marching band.
by JT041196 August 5, 2011
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penis

banda + bia = chua (child)
akasha re phopadi debi moro bia, kemiti gheyinbu kaha jogani khia,

aeroplane parika banda ti moro, uddi uddi gheyinba bia ku toro...

la la lalalala...
by painintheass January 27, 2005
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boy band

The main reason (next to Reality Shows and Dubya) why the world hates America.I forgot hiphop.
MTV - And for the 100th time this hour, here's the hot video from the new boyband *fill in the blank*.

Osama - Fukkit! Death to the infidels!
by Creamy Goodness February 7, 2005
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Ska Band Go!

A ska band from middle-northern-central-western America. Sometimes they play music. Other times, they hax teh internets.
Have you ever heard of Ska Band Go!?
No, why?
Oh. Never mind.
by Wooden Jesus August 23, 2007
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emo band sentence

1.A very very long sentence with huge words that goes on forever until you can no longer understand the meaning, or what is trying to be said
2.A long sentence that makes no sense, like the name of an emo song (such as: the only difference between martyrdom and suicide is press coverage-panic!at the disco)
boy 1: that lecture was like all emo band sentences
boy 2: word, it went on forever. what was the dude even talking about?
boy 1: phsssssssssssss, hell if i know.
by Laurenel January 14, 2007
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fuck-me band

The Australian slang term for a "jelly bracelet".

They may either be the generic solid colored plastic bands, or the relatively current trend in New South Wales of using the flat sleeve from the inside of a Coke bottle lid. They are crafted into bracelets by removing the centre leaving a 3mm rim, sucking on them until they're warm and soft, and stretching it slowly around the hand until it's on the wrist.

The meaning of fuck-me bands is quite blatant - they are worn predominantly by prepubescent sluts and skanks, and if broken one should copulate with the individual who broke it.

Many Australians wear these bands for years, and eventually they have grown around them and can't remove them. They don't take the "purpose" seriously, but can often be seen as immature simply for wearing these bands.
"I bought some hot new red fuck-me bands for so cheap."
by ldne May 16, 2005
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