A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
by bboy domo.... January 19, 2010
A person who, at an all you can eat buffet, will fill their plate and more with food in the early hours of the morning
by Jahahhahap April 19, 2017
When at a party and theres a douche bag of extreme quality walking around hitting on all the girls and getting way to drunk. Then after the douche bag has passed out someone goes over and masterbates, ejaculating into the douch bags boxers making him think hes had a wet dream. That is a Sneaky-bandit
Timmy - So dude we were at Johnny B Goods party last night and this douche bag was hitting on my girl so once he passed out we totally gave him a Sneaky-bandit!!!!
Otis - Dude.....gross
Otis - Dude.....gross
by TheRxGuy January 25, 2011
its simply the bradman bandits
"hey honey did you see that group of boys last night?"
"no who where they?"
"You stupid idiot they were the fucking bradman bandits!!"
"no who where they?"
"You stupid idiot they were the fucking bradman bandits!!"
by Emini123 October 20, 2022
This man is known for bashing Allan Michael Latempa cross social media and watch out mikey messes arounds with children on social media
Bandit SicKly Ghostwell
by Bandit Sickly Ghostwell April 04, 2024
The Great Bandit Sickly, who's very good friends with the legendary Bandit Allen Ghostwell You mess with them duo Bandit squad They will make you submit defeat
Bandit SicKly Ghostwell
by SicKly Hellgone Ghostwell June 02, 2024
An individual who is rumored to have been giving the most devious backshots imaginable; also could be used as a synonym for a criminal.
"You're such a backshot bandit."
by doobertgoobertfour May 27, 2024