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wet burrito 

requiring a body of water, a wet burrito is banging a chick from behind and when you're about to cum, pull out, nut on her back and boot her into the body of water.
She looks like she's jonesin for a wet burrito.
wet burrito by Wake Jitsu December 31, 2007

California Burrito 

A guy who wrappes his dick in a tortilla and the girl bites into it.
Guy:Hey you want a California Burrito?
Girl:What is that?
Guy:Well I'm gonna wrap my dick in a tortilla and your gonna guzzle it down.

bean burrito 

You or your girl shits in a tortilla, then you wrap it around your dick and fuck her...
i asked my one night if she was hungry and said yes... i ask how about mexican food?.. she agreed... then asked how about a Bean Burrtio?... O i would love a bean burrito!!! she replied... So i proceeded to take a shit in a tortilla and placing my dick in the tortilla i proceeded to fuck her.. giving her a wonderful taste of south of the border...
bean burrito by Big Boy 7 May 2, 2006

american burrito 

another term for a "sub sandwich".

seeing as a burrito consists of a flour tortilla wrapped or folded around a filling. which is slightly like a sub from Quiznos or subway, just not Mexican and has different fillings inside.
guy 1: "hey, lets go get a American burrito from Subway."
guy 2: "sure, i love subway."
american burrito by Haijj July 24, 2009

bean burrito chant 

Because the bean burrito from Taco Bell is known to cause lots of flatulence, it is often timely to sing the bean burrito chant after eating more than one bean burrito from Taco Bell.
John, talking to Taco Bell drive-thru worker: "I'll have 4 bean burritos please."

Kareem, sitting next to John in car: "What the fuck? 4 bean burritos? Damn, you better open all the windows and the doors while driving or else this car's going to stink up like a portapotty at the redneck eating contest."

John: "Ay, dawg, chill chill. And listen to my bean burrito chant -

Beans, beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat 'em, the more you go faster in your go-kart!

Putputputpupupup...vvvvrrrroooooom vvvroom!

Ya heard me, this surplus of methane can be used to inject some extra boost into the exhaust, thus increasing horsepower by about 2.7%. Holla back!"
bean burrito chant by Adel7 August 29, 2007

Chinese burrito 

Damn man that chinese burrito was bomb!
Chinese burrito by farcee December 18, 2012