August

if you're born in August, you parents failed no nut November.

person 1:wait, waaaait, WAAAAAAIT, You were born in August right
person 2: yep. no. nonono.
person 1: YOU'RE PARENTS FAILED NO NUT NOVEMBER
person 2: Dont go there
person 1: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
person 2: Emily said the same thing last year

by random123456789990 April 30, 2020

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August

International Entanglement month, inspired by Jada P. Smith's Red Table episode.

Her: "Babe, I got in an entanglement with Mark last month"
Me: "Bitch it ain't even August yet"

by KyngButler July 14, 2020

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August 15th

International Marisol Nichols day

“Do you know what is today?” “August 15th?” “Yeah, but that is international Marisol Nichols day”

by _ivy August 4, 2020

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August 27th 2020

y'all thought something was gonna happen that day lmfaoo

Richard: Woah dude, it's august 27th 2020. What do you think is gonna happen?
Tyler: Bro nothing is gonna happen today. Tf.

by sweary mary October 11, 2020

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August 8th

If your birthday is August 8th, your friends must by you sweets on that day. You may also ask for one thing off each of them and they shall give it to you

Person A: Can I have some skittles?

Person B: Why? Is Your birthday August 8th?

Person A: Yes!

Person B: Sure then!

by Lemon goddess 🍋 October 16, 2020

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