No Astley August

No Astley August is a challenge for the internet, in which participants, for the entire month of August, must not get Rick Rolled.
The rules are simple.

Rule 1: You must not get Rick Rolled.

Rule 2: You must not view and/or listen any Rick Astley songs on any internet platform.

Rule 3: Singing doesn't count, but you must not sing any Rick Astley song thrice a day. Singing a Rick Astley song thrice a day will count as a participant failure.

Punishment: Once you fail, you must listen to Rick Astley songs for every day that is an odd number. That includes 1, 3, 5, to 31. Once you fail that challenge, you must listen to Rick Astley songs for the entire month.

Jon: *listens to Never Gonna Give You Up*
Justin: Have you heard about the new No Astley August?
Jon: No What August?
Justin: Get the speakers, it is August 3 today.

by n3v3rg0nnag1v3y0uup August 29, 2021

August 22nd

The day 2 absolute idiots got together after being awkward with eachother for a month straight

‘WHAT. EVEN SRE WE’
‘I DONT EVEN KNOW, YOU TELL ME’
‘I SONT KNOW’

‘I DONT KNOW EITHER’
……
- august 22nd 2021

by aylinis December 5, 2021

August 24th

Kobe day. Legends Never die.

Joe, it’s August 24th. Let’s go shoot some hoops in honor of Kobe

by Brandonimo January 30, 2020

August 30

August 30 is national ANI day! Specifically in 2005 an ugly rat named ani was born🙂

“ayo what day is august 30”
“it’s national ani day bro”

by AHHKJJAJQ November 23, 2021

August 5th

National boyfriend day!

Give your bf lots of love and attention, tell him how much you appreciate him.
Give him the best day ever. 💙

Its August 5th, Happy national boyfriends day to the best boyfriend their is!!!

by Use by Jeune iwjehddje August 1, 2022

August 3rd

It’s National boyfriend day

Hello boyfriend I’m going to post you because it’s August 3rd

by your best knower August 3, 2022

August 30

National FaceTime your girlfriend day because she misses you

“It’s august 30th!”
“Oh well we should probably FaceTime!”

by Poopfart86 August 30, 2023