Andres

The pure embodiment of evil itself. Andres is so evil that he even makes Satan shit himself.

Andres is evil, he killed my cat.

by Andres Slayer September 8, 2021

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Ivan Andres

The literal definition of a whore.

- Omg have you seen Ivan Andres lately?

-- you mean the whore? He can never settle for one 😹

by Jfndjfj September 16, 2022

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Super cool dude. Associated mainly with Breeze Wojciechowski in 2021, and Kei Swagstar in 2022. Smells like chicken noodle soup apparently?? (what the fuck) Is really eepy and also reminds people of a kids teddy bear (specifically the one that a kid takes everywhere and doesnt let go of)
Is really cool when he doesnt crash his car

Person 1: Omg is that Matthew Andres??
Kei Swagstar: Fucking love that dude, he’s so cool

by happymealenthusiast December 19, 2022

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Andres

Andres is the kind of name you give to a man who aspires to be the best thus inspires others to be better and do better. When this name rolls off your tongue, you can’t help yourself from saying it again. People named Andres are often selfless, loved by all, and are minimalist. Life comes easy for Andres and it is reflected by his chilled, laid back, attitude. Everything you can ask for is in the name Andres. Women awe at his brilliance and energy. Andres’s are ALWAYS the best ping pong players in town.

Did you see Andres play ping pong the other day? He literally cleaned house.

by Monstrosity January 14, 2020

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