alyssa is hot and and has huge titties. Everyone is secretly in love with this sexy beast, she is the most stunning person you will see
by Ur mum is hot May 29, 2022
Get the Alyssamug. john: Hey whats alyssa like?
bob: Shes a stinky fat poo thats inlove with carlton, uk drill, and chillinit
bob: Shes a stinky fat poo thats inlove with carlton, uk drill, and chillinit
by ilikeyourmumgarglingonmyc0ck February 20, 2022
Get the alyssamug. Alyssa and aysha are THAT couple. Though they’re special in their own ways, their names are really pronounced aleeeesa and ayeeesha. Nothing can break their love for each other as they are forever intertwined with each other. They are compatible in many ways, in trust, love, in dignity. All that. They survive on cheese and that’s what bonds them so close together, being mole rats together. If you see this couple, know they’re never leaving each other. They are like ooblique. Hard when touching esch othe yet soft when talking.
Guy: yo is that Alyssa and aysha?
Other dude: hell yeah, I look up to their wise couple ways…
Guy: should we kiss?
Other dude: …
Other dude: hell yeah, I look up to their wise couple ways…
Guy: should we kiss?
Other dude: …
by Pickle nuggets🥒 February 12, 2024
Get the Alyssa and Ayshamug. 
Get the Alyssamug. the ugliest bitch ive ever fucking seen, ghetto hoe with red crusty fucked up hair, piercings aint for everyone ho.
that bitch alyssa is ugly as shit
by skinnyqurens548 April 20, 2024
Get the alyssamug. 
a girl who stands in the crowd because of her beauty. she has beautiful goldish-like straight hair and she is all the guys dream. she is used to be a bully. she is popular. she was chubby but over the years she has had a huge glow up. every girl in school is jelly of her.
by Mari MIBC October 27, 2018
Get the Alyssamug.