Andre

A miscalculated and subsequently a failed abortion. In other words, a walking and living abortion. He seems ok at first, though. Then goes from ok to the lowest depths of some shithole somewhere deeply drenched in his ego. However, the species of Andre hasn't yet developed a sense of self awareness, making him a very confident type of guy. No one has yet quite understood this phenomenon but psychologists and other scientists are working hard in trying to figure out this personality disorder.

Guy 1: I just saw an Andre.
Guy 2: I'm so sorry. Is there anything I can do for you? I can only imagine how terrible you must feel right now :(

by Simposium July 14, 2020

Andres

Andres is someone who is all ways trying to improve themselves as a person and the people around him. Is very similar to a Donovan but is more into physical health.

Tom: James invited me to workout with him do you want to come?

Mark: oh James is such an Andres!

by Goldbellcast February 1, 2020

Andres

A good looking, God like in the sheets kind of man! He’s loved by everyone but only likes a few. He’s the guy that’ll leave you wondering “What If”. Get on his good side, and stay there. Don’t want to lose this one..

Look at Andres, I wish he was mine!

by hssnd69 December 29, 2020

andre

a slack person

guy1: look at that dude with a t-shirt under his dress shirt
guy2: that must be an andre

by minecraftcrafter2.0 December 13, 2018

Andre

Andre is a man who will most definitely catch your eye. It could be in a dark club full of people, but somehow you can't stop looking at only him. His vibrant energy is so contagious and radiates for miles. He's the kind of guy that you'd think only existed in books written by women. His uniqueness is rare but once you're in his life, you're in for the long haul. Though being in it for life might sound scary, he makes it easy. He's a person of depth and he's not someone you get bored of. Despite his fuckboy looks, he's actually a bundle of husband material with a great sense of humor and a great dick.

"If I were to give any more men a shot, it would have to be an Andre"

by AndresMyMaster November 24, 2021

Andres

Quiet methodical person. Eyes always look like they’re sad or planning something. Able to join any friend group. Kind of reminds people of sangwoo

Andres looks like he’s gonna kill someone.

by Dirty rug27 November 9, 2020

Andres

Andres is a loving person. He’s literally the best person ever. Never break an Andres heart because it will really change him a lot. Your very lucky if your dating an Andres, because he is the most loving, kind, caring, smart, funny person ever. If you have an Andres in your life, you are very lucky. Treat an Andres right.

Andres is such an amazing friend

by Someonewhokeepsfallinginlove October 12, 2019