goblin punch

1. The act of creating a facade of punching someone's face to actually kick the person in the groin.

2. A two-hit Combo of punching in the jaw and kicking the groin at once.
Dii: Ah... I love my new steel-toed boots!
Darrell: Ya your a douch-b for goblin punching Al.
Al: ............ow my balls!!...........
by BlindAsh33 September 21, 2009
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Trash goblin

A person in a game who is really bad but still tries to be a try hard
Wow tr33_fuck3r you are such a trash goblin

Player 1: player 2 stop being such a trash goblin

Player 2: I'm not a trash goblin I'm just try Harding

Player 1: *facepalm*
by iamusingthisname July 20, 2018
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ass goblin

Some one who loves to eat ass
Nick S loves it when he gets to eat his moms ass for dinner. SO that would make him an assgoblin
by Anonymous May 15, 2003
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The Green Goblin

when you are having sex with a girl that has a cold, have her sneeze in her hands then shove it up her vagina then bang her and pull out to find that your dicks green
My girlfriend was sick and gave me The Green Goblin
by JFK Franklin December 26, 2009
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dick goblin

1. a person who is gay

2. a being that lives on a mans testicles ( could be crabs who knows)
1. brighton and hove albian fans or dick goblins

2. errr i just found a dick goblin on my balls
by gx1029384756 December 21, 2007
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Snot Goblin

A snivelling, little wretch who resembles Golam from Lord of The Rings
"Shut your whining, Snot Goblin"
by No Cola December 15, 2003
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Crotch Goblin

(n) 1. A perverted or otherwise solely sex-driven partner
"That guy is only interested in sex."
"Ugh. What a crotch goblin."
by Mk. 42 December 21, 2013
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