Wet Whites is a group of mostly white liberals that have become cuckolds and ecofascists. When talking to other males they appear rude and angry for no reason usually to do with veganism and climate. When a female speaks they immediately sniff the females farts and apologise for their male attributes including their penis which is usually flacid and testosteroneless. They proceed to cower.
They gain their powers from forcing their ecological views on other males but often apologise for their white skin. Climate and veganism is how they try to gain a social dominance in their illogical hierarchy.
A wet white would like to own a tesla but usually is a loser so cannot afford one. They cycle or use scooters, unfortunately they hang around tesla facebook pages and groups so damage the tesla brand with their brand of wet whites, trying to show their loyalty by being wetter in the presence of tesla owners. Tesla owners tolerate them as it increase the vehicle resale and the stock price of tesla.
Wet whites will eventually wither due to their nature of being incredibly wet.
They gain their powers from forcing their ecological views on other males but often apologise for their white skin. Climate and veganism is how they try to gain a social dominance in their illogical hierarchy.
A wet white would like to own a tesla but usually is a loser so cannot afford one. They cycle or use scooters, unfortunately they hang around tesla facebook pages and groups so damage the tesla brand with their brand of wet whites, trying to show their loyalty by being wetter in the presence of tesla owners. Tesla owners tolerate them as it increase the vehicle resale and the stock price of tesla.
Wet whites will eventually wither due to their nature of being incredibly wet.
by Wetwhitewipes May 5, 2021
Get the Wet Whitesmug. From an unknown oriental martial arts discipline. The Wet Suzuki is an infamously difficult move that involves many strikes on the opponents bladder and kidneys causing them to piss themselves......
TO DEATH!
TO DEATH!
Hey mum, I'm not gonna make it home tonight. I got into a fight with a ninja , he wet suzuki'd me and I can't stop pissing.. i think i'm gonna die hey.
by Dirty Malone July 30, 2016
Get the Wet Suzukimug. by LittleSlice May 8, 2014
Get the wet turdmug. The best food to bring to the bathroom. It is sooooo tasty and you should eat it if your name is Asha.
by Leo is mole rat November 23, 2019
Get the Wet Perogiesmug. by danthemanteehee June 24, 2018
Get the wet foreskinmug. 
When a dog kisses you on the nose, and sticks it’s wet tongue up your nostril as part of the gesture.
by Ryan Green February 25, 2022
Get the wet rileymug.