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Jacob Blair

Jacob Blair is a sweet boy, in Cleburne, Texas who has a history for picking girls that hurt him and give him a bad reputation. He has a smile for the ages and a sense of humor that is just amazing, he's oblivious the girl who cares about him and wants to be in his life. He is also the coolest super saiyan! This boy makes my day! I don't think he'll ever know.
Oh Jacob Blair... What a well kept obviousness.. Its the type of thing girls like me write songs about.
by Bulma December 9, 2012
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anal jacob

A spirited fisting of the rectum of a partner of the same sex.
I was so drunk last night that I gave him the old anal jacob.
by K-M-C May 18, 2007
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Karl Jacobs

THE MOST HANDSOME MAN IN THE FUCKING WORLD SAPNAP AND Q YOU LUCKY MOTHERFUCKERS
Karl Jacobs your so handsome don't pay attention to the haters:)
by suckmydickbitch@gmail.com October 11, 2021
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Jacob Saggatorius

Jacob Saggatorius's and annoying boys, who think that they are 18 and act older than they are, they are clear fuckboys who are in need of chapstick and have a very long ugly quiff. If you every run into a Jacob Saggatorius I suggest you run away, Jacob Saggatorius's think they have lots of fans and think the are very strong and fail at giving piggy backs
Ewwwwww is that a Jacob Saggatorius?
by tronnnor.trash July 6, 2016
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Alex Jacob

Alex Jacob is a species of human with extreme intellect and 1000 IQ. Alex Jacob is big brain but still doesn't understand jokes. Alex Jacobs are extremely rare, 1/7,700,000,000.
by meh names jeff November 10, 2019
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Jacob Sartorius

More like "Jacob saggytits". He is possibly the worst, cringy kid to become famous. When his "fangirls" are screaming for him
Fangirl: OMG I love Jacob Sartorius

Me: I fuckin give up with this world 😑
by Futurenese November 2, 2016
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Karl Jacobs

Karl is the HOTTEST person on earth. He plays minecraft with his friends on twitch. He is obsessed with DREAM, and falls out of his chair all the time.
"Have you heard of Karl Jacobs before?"
"No."
"WHAT THE HONK?! HE IS THE MOST HOTTEST ON EARTH!"
by Wigbee December 8, 2020
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