Jonas

The type of nigga to get cheated on by a girl named jocelyn.

Jonas: I just got cheated on

norte: her name was probably jocelyn huh

Jonas: Yea

by theonenonlyjesuschrist January 4, 2025

jonas

jonas is a very wonderful friend, he is very funny and very nice

"Jonas is so funny! I love the joke he made last night!"

by ack quack December 6, 2021

Jonas Jeppesen

Guy with big penis and he fuck a lot of girls

You have small pp. No im Jonas Jeppesen

by Osama Bin Ladder December 6, 2019

jonas larsen

Jonas Larsen is the gang leader of all gang squads in Fetsund. He usually walks with his bitches hanging around his mini cock. Jonas is not someone to fuck with, he will send his dawgs on you that will fuck you up.

Person: You look like a faggot
Jonas Larsen: *snaps* attack.

by Jonas Larsen's Slave March 15, 2017

jona

The most beautiful and intelligent girl to ever exist…makes every person fall in love with her pure soul.You can’t upgrade after her!

damn she’s such a jona

by Lllllhehe November 22, 2021

jonas

cool, awsome gamer dude ,humer is sex jokes

jonas is a cool awsome gamer dude who has a humor about sex

by gamer jonas January 10, 2022

Jonas

Jonas is a true bro. The exemplary guy who has your back. The epitome of a best friend.
Always supportive and an ally from the beginning.

Inspires you to insane loyalty, like setting up huge group fights, if you learn he has been wronged.

"I just came out to my best friend!"
"How did it go?"
"He was a true Jonas, nothing but supportive. Offered to be my wingman to get some dick!"

by Adrian Eskett January 15, 2023