So's your mom

So's your mom, often used when you do not have an insult, can be used as a reply to anything.
Just...watch how and when you reply...it can be leathellll!!! <.<

Boy: You smell.
Girl: so's your mom.
Boy: -groans- Im so hott!!
Girl: So's your mom...wai-
Boy: WHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
everyone else around: -laughs-
Girl: N...NO THATS NOT WHAT I..!
Boy: Heh, ewww you think my moms hoot!!!
Girl: NO, I DIDN'T!!!....ARGHH THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT!!

So's your mom by I was your mom. April 13, 2011

how's your mom 

When one takes their hand and puts it under someones boob and caresses it. Saying "Hows Your Mom"

"Jess walked up to me and I caressed her boob saying, "How's your mom."

how's your mom by J Rizz June 25, 2006

That's your mom

Lame comeback used in a pinch when no other witty retort can be thought up

Tom:"You need a shower you smell like a steaming heap of quivering cunt yeast!" Bob:"Oh yeah well.... That's your mom!"

That's your mom by ursquishy April 27, 2011

Your face's mom 

A comeback used as a joke, but only after "your mom", "your face", and "your mom's face" have been used. Made by Claire, Bunny, Shelby, and others.

"You're ugly!"
"Your mom's ugly!"
"Your face is ugly!"
"Your MOM's face is ugly!"
"Psh, your face's mom is uuuugly!"

Your face's mom by Baseball_rox_my_sox April 12, 2004

International Fuck Your Homie's Mom Day 

This day is celebrated on 16th of July. On this day you can fuck ur homie's mom and ur homie and his/her mother cannot reject u fucking his/her mom.

You: Hey John I am gonna fuck your mom, because its international Fuck Your Homie's Mom Day.
John: Oh ok go ahead.

International Fuck Your Homie's Mom Day by ayushdrane July 14, 2022

thats what your mom said when you were born 

the best comeback ever

guy 1: your stupid
guy 2: thats what your mom said when you were born
(your mom said you were stupid when you were born, get it?)

thats what your mom said when you were born by qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;zxcvbnnm December 4, 2010

YOUR MOM SO 

your mom so

your mom so nice she baked me cookies, i hope she and you have a very nice day bro.

YOUR MOM SO by erftghetrj August 3, 2022