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i wanna be your dog

the lyrics of this song by the stooges are stating that he no longer wants to be the dom of the relationship and wants to be sub towards his artner by saying "i wanna be your dog as in saying i want to be your s3x s1av3
by bertrumthethird May 5, 2022
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Stroke your dogs day

August 17th is stroke your dogs day!
Hey dude!
What
It’s august 17th!
What does that mean
It’s stroke your dogs day!
by Yeahimsosillygoob August 17, 2025
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Stroking your dog

To engage in the male act of self pleasure.
In other words, the opposite of "playing with your cat" or "playing with your 😺", which refers to the female act of self pleasure.
Also spelt "Stroking your 🐕"
Guy 1 says, "I spent last night stroking my 🐕"
Guy 2 says, "hold on, isn't it November, you can't be stroking your dog"
by JohnLennonforPOTUS2032 December 13, 2025
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Hide your Dogs

Covering extremely large and perky boobies
Girl hide your dogs or I might bust!
by Bangmaster6969 February 4, 2025
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hide your dog

An internet term made up as a reference to the Ruby Ridge standoff that is commonly used among firearm enthusiasts to jokingly infer that the A.T.F will be paying them a visit and suggesting to “hide your dog” in anticipation of their arrival.
“Wow I see you have a pretty nice stockpile of possibly illegal weapons there. You may want to hide your dog.”
by BurnerAccount135 August 5, 2024
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Where is your dog?

The denial a man with a thick accent experiences when he finds someone taking a shit in his alley.
Matthew was in dire need of a bathroom, so he stopped in a nearby alley. As he zips up his pants beside a huge pile of manmade shit, the homeowner with a thick accent comes outside with a startled face.
“Where is your dog?”
“…no dog.”
“nO…” *goes to get his wife*
by thanksgivingballsacks November 25, 2021
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