Petting your dog

One of the most relaxing things you can possibly do. It releases a hormone called oxytocin, which reduces stress
Like many other Americans, I come home and pet my dog. You see, petting your dog, is one of the most relaxing things you can possibly do.
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If she ever stop fking with that brain surgeon lawyer se fuking with nigaaa
When some one got that old yee yee as haircut. Myabe tanisha will call your dog ass.
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Get out of here kid your dog

well really im dog but your more dog then me
"Get out of here kid your dog" no your actually worse "nuh uh" but i just beat- *slaps the f out of him too the moon* "i said nuh uh"
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National fuck your dog day

On March 2nd you can fuck your own dog! legally!
Hey alec remember when you dreamed fucking your dog? Well now you can! On National fuck your dog day!
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Do your thang dog

Stop being lame af
Paul says to Jordan, "Do your thang dog".
Paul wants Jordan to stop being lame af and go to that comedy show with his friends.
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your dog is a hog

when your dog gets transformed into a hog
after the term "your family tree is lgbt"
this is a term that should not be used lightly
it is more powerful than "your cat is fat"
David: '"Your mom gay lol"
John: " Your dad lesbian"
David: "No u"
John : " Your granny tranny"
David: "your grandpap is a trap"
John: "No u lol"
David: "don't make me say it" "your family tree is lgbt
John: * welp* "I guess your dog is a hog"
* all thicc bois reunite and create a universe*
*david gets placed in it*
by david is done March 27, 2018
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