Crank Yankers

A puppet show based on real life crank calls. It comes on Tuesday nights at 9:00 CST on Comedy Central.

My next door nieghbor taped every episode of Crank Yankers, even the one where the little girl says, 'Do you have 8 pound balls?'

by Shawn B. April 26, 2003

yinkers

a slur for people who you ain't yonkin with

"i hate him hes such a yinker, can't trust yinkers these days"

"wtf jessica you can't say that that's not our word"

by yinkers October 24, 2022

yonker hill

an old dirt road located in west auburn pennsylvania, that is haunted. legit. old story has it, a boy murdered his family and if you go to the place around 2-3am you will visualize the murder. its almost like a play back. at the bottom of the road is an old tomb stone where a 7 and 9 year old boy and girl are buried. people claim this is just a myth, however, if you go to the right place at the right time, things will occur. you will see the boy, and an old man. ghost like, white figures will be floating in the fields, car doors lock on you while youre outside walking around, and if you really make him mad, he will actually go inside your car, and take over the steering wheel as your driving. as insane as this might sound, its actually realistic. there are videos, and pictures for proof. its crazy, sketchy, and scary, and honestly its nothing to go to and nothing to mess with.

yonker hill is so sketchy bro

by kyandsami November 3, 2011

Yokers

to be siked out

I might let joe score tonight... yokers

by S0F7Y January 24, 2010

yoinkers

The act of stealing something, or an expression after having stolen something!

Mine now, yoinkers!

by Lillypain July 27, 2007

Crank Yankers

A Damn Funny Show On Comedy C.!

*I've got mail, yaaaaaa, I got mail yaaaa!
*Hurry up, Spongebob is on in 3 minutes
*Can they hold my tally wacker while I pass water?
*Were The Woo Tang
*There is a big ass terd in my car
:-P

by Lily Lighting August 11, 2003

yorkers

n. Tricks that look like they are hard and interesting but aren't. Term used by surfers, boarders and hookers.

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Did you see that! I did a leapstand and a board hoard! Fakey!

You did some yorkers. Grow up.

That was yesterday. Today I did skater stuff.

by gnostic 1 March 10, 2013