Rugby World Cup

a international rugby union competition which takes place every 4 years between some of the worlds best rugby union teams. the most notable teams are south africa and new zealand who have both won the competition 3 times with south africa winning the tournament against england 32-12 in japan
what are your plans today mate
watching the rugby world cup with the lads
whos playing
south africa and new zealand mate, big one this
by big fat tubby October 2, 2023
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world cup

a piece of shit tournament that shouldn't even have ever been allowed to be created.

I LOVE YOU GARETH SOUTHGATE
person 1. hey, did you watch the world cup this year?

person 2: yeah, was hoping england would win it for big gaz (gareth southgate).

person 3: same. fuck off croatia mate.

person 4: for the first time i'm happy the french won this, just to stop croatia winning.
by ya mams a hoe July 16, 2018
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World Cup Widows

During the World Cup, when men all over the UK sit and drink cheap lager in front of the TV with their mates, their girlfriends and wives hit the pubs, bars and clubs and get wankered to escape the stupidity.
"World Cup Widows" is a game played by guys smart enough to take advantage of this, with points being awarded for every time you drive one home in their penalty boxes. 1 point for fingering them, 2 points for a fuck in the toilet.
Steve: "Hey Jake, you want to go and play World Cup Widows in town tonight? Smash some back doors in?"
Jake: "No you stupid cunt, I'm gay."
by therealalfgarnett June 13, 2014
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Moral World Cup

The Moral World Cup is an award given to international cricket frauds, England. They have won this award every year except for 1932-1933, when they used dangerous tactic Bodyline to stop GOAT batsman, Sir Donald Bradman. The name for this award comes from the 2023 Ashes, when World Class fraud Johnny Bairstow left his crease and got stumped by Alex Carey fair and square. Since then England complain about the spirit of cricket, despite World Class English ghost Stuart Broad smashing it to Michael Clarke at first slip and not walking in 2013.

Other characteristics include losing constantly to six time World Cup winners Australia (in all formats), inability to retain the Ashes, winning a fraudulent World Cup final in 2019 (New Zealand are the actual winners), constantly complaining about the spirit of the game and making lame excuses for their poor performances in the 2023 World Cup, (despite Australia playing WTC, Ashes and CWC). England are truly finished but are the only team to ever win the Moral World Cup.
Guy 1: England are so finished, they lost to the sheep farmers, Afghanistan
Guy 2: At least they won the Moral World Cup
by realistpenduhater November 29, 2023
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a way to reply to toxic Ronaldo fans or Messi haters.
"Bro Messi sucks, Ronaldo is the goat"

"What colour is your World Cup?"
by oow nedyah February 8, 2023
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