sticky withers

Post-fap regret.

After I watched that octopus girl hentai, I came down with a serious case of the sticky withers.

by Tniuqonhcetsquirt July 27, 2017

Holden wither

What many call a real man. He’ll steal ur girl and ur man. Vote holden 2020 for pimp of the United States.

Girl 1: OMG HOLDEN WITHER JUST ASKED ME OUT
Girl 2: OMG OMG OMG

by Eli Manning/Teagrin/Tachanka/ March 30, 2020

the Reese Witherspoon effect

when a famous person possesses so much pure, wholesome, almost maternal/paternal energy that it becomes impossible to sexualize them or truly find them hot no matter how good-looking they are

"i wish i could think this person is hot, but they've got the reese witherspoon effect"

by vanookirby May 19, 2020

Withered

A word used by Brits to describe a very skinny person.

Mate, you're withered you!

by RaGeeX March 3, 2015

Queef Witherspoon

when a girl's friend places her legs behind her head and plungers her vagina until it makes the ultimate queef.

Hey i heard Megan just got a Queef Witherspoon in the other room. *Glurp

yea i just heard it too *Blurrrrb

by QueefWitherspoons April 22, 2011

The Wither King

A larger than normal wither that also has tentacles.

Was once a human, but due to unfortunate circumstances, is now a powerful creature.
has always been a gigachad

hey... why hasn't the wither king appeared in the rift dimension at all?

by 76MC June 24, 2023

Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole

The longest ever metaphor for masturbation.

As seen in the upcoming film, the Dark Show

Rob: Why is there vaseline in your glove box?
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.

by theDarkShow October 23, 2010