When a seedy fuck without permission attempts to finger bash you. Rolands are done without any prior notice and come as a complete surprise to the individual.
by Jagger8 May 15, 2020
Typically known as a manipulator, mansplainer, and misogynist. Roland’s do not have a single kind bone in their body and will do anything to hurt anyone simply for their own amusement. They care only about the story they are telling to other people for pity and will paint anyone in a bad light. Stupid. Really honestly stupid. One would be able to use many swear words to describe a Roland. Many would use f**Kwitt as a common one. It was also heard that more often than not, a Roland will not only come with abusive qualities, but a small Willy too! It’s a package deal!! Never trust a Roland and if you can, on your death bed say “I left a million dollars under the..” and then die before you can finish the sentence. Drive any Roland to insanity if it is the last thing you do!!!
Person 1: “Did you hear about that Roland guy”
Person 2: “Oh yeah I did. Heard he was a piece of work. I could never trust a Roland”
Person 2: “Oh yeah I did. Heard he was a piece of work. I could never trust a Roland”
by Georgia Maria Antoinette Smith October 15, 2022
Funny guy that you work with that is mysterious. He is quiet and does share much but when he does you always laugh. Is a hard worker, balancing and multitasking well. Get yourself a Roland!
by Erahonaldragonfly May 04, 2022
A very attractive person, who is very caring and cares for his girlfriend, makes his girlfriend feel loved.
can be seen as mean at the start but is actually extremely sweet and kind.
will do anything for his girlfriend just to be happy.
the most handsome man alive.
extremely sexy.
can be seen as mean at the start but is actually extremely sweet and kind.
will do anything for his girlfriend just to be happy.
the most handsome man alive.
extremely sexy.
by heheveeg October 22, 2022
by N1ck1 April 18, 2018
He was a Roland because of his looks.
by Anthony hemmings November 23, 2021