wifi sniffer

A hacker who steals another wifi connection.
Those without firewalls should not have wifis.
by Bob Zajdel March 05, 2004
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Wifi Ninja

Someone who connects to a Wifi hotspot, without the owner knowing it.
A: Where are you?
B: Near a gasstation.
A: Hotspot?
B: Yeah.
A: Cool... Wifi Ninja!
by Artem_the_kid August 23, 2008
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Fernilia wifi

Really bad wifi because this person is at work
by sdhfjkdsd February 09, 2023
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wifi god

A man or Woman whom can control the WiFi force along with his Pringles can with one fury cat inside
That man is laggein all over the damm place he must be a WIFI god.

Holy shit Ben was just here and fucking disappeared into the WiFi force and he came out right behind me.
by Fuck me in the ass December 15, 2017
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school wifi

A wifi router that is commonly used by schools and is terrible to the point of being useless and hated
Person 1: my wifi is so bad
Person 2: be glad its not school wifi
by *eats shit*yum November 17, 2020
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frontier wifi

Quite possibly the worst wifi provider you'll ever buy from. An utter disappointment.
Can also be referred to as "Frontier"
Ex. 1)
Person 1: Yo, look at this guy! He's lagging so bad!
Person 2: Poor fella's probably got Frontier wifi.

Ex. 2)
Person 1: Dude! I just got Battlefield 1! Let's play!
Person 2: Nah, bruh. I can't even connect to myself. Got Frontier.
Person 1: Dang. I'm sorry to hear that.
by BruhI'mDone January 21, 2017
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walmart wifi

Really bad or slow wifi connection.
"Her lag was horrible, I dropped her FaceTime."

"She totally has Walmart wifi!"
by melonmango January 24, 2016
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