Wetty

Someone who forever makes a ridiculous excuse for not taking part in a social event.

Commonly used by people called David.

Why wont you come to Viper? Don't be a wetty!

by Theunassumingkiwi July 8, 2016

Wetty

Equivalent to saying ‘sweet’, ‘wicked’, ‘nice one’, ‘sick’ after hearing some particularly juicy news. Usually preceded by an ‘aah’. Preferably stress the ‘we’ rather than the ‘tty’.

Ewan: oi, my nan just died and she left me five grand and a kilo of bud

Nadim: aah, wetty!

by jollyfucker69 December 13, 2020

Wetty

Another word for to describe an occurance in life

"So when someone says wetty, you're in a room and someone says wetty, a vibe shifts... an organism shifts... and the feeling that someone has moves from there *gestures near* to there *gestures further away*, and you realise oh... oh that is wetty. If you didn't think it was in the past... if you didn't think it was wetty in the past and all of a sudden it hits you, you think actually, that is quite wetty

by wetty treedophile December 24, 2020

Wetty

An insult to someone who isn’t very poggers

That’s bare wetty of you

by WettySlayer December 25, 2020

WETTY fap

A WETTY fap is when you jerk and some comes out but not all so your jerking it with your own nut on it

“Ahhh man I accidentally WETTY fapped allllllll over my girlfriends dad

by Nigger808 March 26, 2023

WETTY fap

A WETTY fap is when your jerking and some nut but not all comes out so you finally finish pounding your meat slobbered with your own nut

“Ahhh man I WETTY fapped allllllll over my aunt

by Nigger808 March 26, 2023

Wetty

Someone with a wet personality, clingy, boring, wont leave you alone or enjoy life.

Can you hear Sammy crying in the distance? Wow what a wetty.

by dbrunt July 10, 2018