WETTY fap

A WETTY fap is when you jerk and some comes out but not all so your jerking it with your own nut on it

“Ahhh man I accidentally WETTY fapped allllllll over my girlfriends dad

by Nigger808 March 26, 2023

Wetty

Equivalent to saying ‘sweet’, ‘wicked’, ‘nice one’, ‘sick’ after hearing some particularly juicy news. Usually preceded by an ‘aah’. Preferably stress the ‘we’ rather than the ‘tty’.

Ewan: oi, my nan just died and she left me five grand and a kilo of bud

Nadim: aah, wetty!

by jollyfucker69 December 13, 2020

Wetty

Someone who forever makes a ridiculous excuse for not taking part in a social event.

Commonly used by people called David.

Why wont you come to Viper? Don't be a wetty!

by Theunassumingkiwi July 8, 2016

Wetty

Someone with a wet personality, clingy, boring, wont leave you alone or enjoy life.

Can you hear Sammy crying in the distance? Wow what a wetty.

by dbrunt July 10, 2018

Wetty

Someone who is extremely wet

Alex is such a wetty

by Alextaylor23 June 2, 2018

Wettieness

Wettieness is an abstract noun

It is when wet people just get too over the top and act very strange.

“That person has a lot of wettieness”
“You are just wettieness; plain wettieness”

by Dis kid mann April 21, 2018

WETTY fap

A WETTY fap is when your jerking and some nut but not all comes out so you finally finish pounding your meat slobbered with your own nut

“Ahhh man I WETTY fapped allllllll over my aunt

by Nigger808 March 26, 2023