Wettieness

Wettieness is an abstract noun

It is when wet people just get too over the top and act very strange.

“That person has a lot of wettieness”
“You are just wettieness; plain wettieness”

by Dis kid mann April 21, 2018

Wetty

Someone who forever makes a ridiculous excuse for not taking part in a social event.

Commonly used by people called David.

Why wont you come to Viper? Don't be a wetty!

by Theunassumingkiwi July 8, 2016

Wetty Fap

A rapper with 2 veiny dick tattoos on both sides of his cheeks and a tattoo on his forehead saying "I Fucked Your Cousin"

Wetty Fap got drunk one night than became a huge rapper the next day fucking your cousins

by Gage2003A3 March 7, 2020

Wettie-bix

The type of food a wet yute scrans in the morning.

Ah man Jide just had his wettie-bix.

by wettiebix September 10, 2020

WETTY

Basically another way of saying “nice one”

Leonard: “Yo gavin I just shagged my Nan”
Gavin: “Oh WETTY”

by DenchDefinitions September 29, 2020

Wetty

Equivalent to saying ‘sweet’, ‘wicked’, ‘nice one’, ‘sick’ after hearing some particularly juicy news. Usually preceded by an ‘aah’. Preferably stress the ‘we’ rather than the ‘tty’.

Ewan: oi, my nan just died and she left me five grand and a kilo of bud

Nadim: aah, wetty!

by jollyfucker69 December 13, 2020

Wetty

Another word for to describe an occurance in life

"So when someone says wetty, you're in a room and someone says wetty, a vibe shifts... an organism shifts... and the feeling that someone has moves from there *gestures near* to there *gestures further away*, and you realise oh... oh that is wetty. If you didn't think it was in the past... if you didn't think it was wetty in the past and all of a sudden it hits you, you think actually, that is quite wetty

by wetty treedophile December 24, 2020