Welch wedge

The epic wedgie a teenage boy would get for wearing a Jack Welch suit to school.

I'd wear it to school, but who needs a Welch wedge?

by Monty Park August 5, 2009

Love Wedge

The person in the middle of a ménage à trois (a threesome)!

Today, I was so drunk that my friends put me to bed during a party. Later I find out that while I was passed out two of my friends came in and had sex while I was in the same bed. They tried to use me as a prop. Now my friends call me the love wedge

by Lorne Gra... March 11, 2009

pitching wedge

a girl who looks good from 100 yards and out.

Did you see her body?
Yeah it was hot but too bad she was a pitching wedge, her face was busted.

by HEY BLINKIN October 12, 2004

Utah Wedge

Common throughout the world, the Utah wedge is when a car attempts to pass another car, but stays the same speed and blocks the road for anyone else to pass.

Upon seeing three cars side by side going 45mph down the highway: "It's the freakin' Utah wedge!"

by Supellex December 15, 2009

Piss Wedge

Something I came up with its kinda like piss ant or piss monkey. But its basically when your being stubborn and annoying or are just a cunt

"Your such a piss wedge" or "stop being a piss wedge"

by Bango May 14, 2020

wedge issues

Abortion
Stem Cell Research
Gay Marriage
Guns
Jesus and God

"Sometimes called the 3 G's. Jesus, Guns, and Gays."

Christian conservatives vote entirely on the wedge issues.

by David Salazar November 3, 2004

devon wedge

A screwed up piece of toilet paper placed between the buttocks as a safety net after a heavy night on the cider

'old up moi lover, Oi need to change moi Devon wedge. That Scrumpy is coming through me loike a flock of starlings!

by Tony-bob January 22, 2014