Weaponized Caffeine

Any amazing energy drink that attacks your body, bringing you from zero to sixty instantly!

That stuff was weaponized caffeine!

No, there was no gradual build up of energy, there was nothing, and then there was everything! I was twitching, insane almost, desperate to do anything and everything at once. Raid MC, knit a pair of socks, learn three foreign languages at the same time, watch all of Firefly, chat with friends, write a letter to dear grandmama, study calculus, program my own dungeon, and then I crashed.

It was like hitting a brick wall while rolling down a hill in a garbage can. There was too much energy, and then none at all. Uncontrolled explosions in my system followed by an oxygen vent to finally put them out, and the crew dying a fast and miserable death.

by Thorgeous January 05, 2012

Weapon Pikey

Someone who camps or avoids all combat at an attempt of getting himself all available weapons in an online game, such as Doom.

A cheat.

"Stop being a weapon pikey asshole, I only have a handgun!"

by JMM June 22, 2006

forum weapon

A forum weapon is a reaction image or gif meant to respond to a post in said forum or to supplement a post with images and/or gif conveying emotion.

You the dude post is wack, let’s mock him with a forum weapon!

by Themanwhoshits April 30, 2021

Cheese Weapon

A made up Boss from the game Final Fantasy 7 that had a lot of people looking online to see if it was real

I saw how to fight Cheese Weapon online but I just wasted 2 months of my life as it doesnt even exist in the game..=(

by JIbbarousseau May 02, 2009

crutch weapon

A weapon in any video game that is on the borderline of overpowered from it being unrivaled in a certain category that makes it very easy to use.

You're not that good of a player in Team Fortress 2. You use crutch weapons almost every game.

by Bill Nye the Asian Spy December 23, 2016

weapon-tree

What a dumb ass says when they mean "weaponry".

You should be able to shoot today, depending on what weapon-tree you have.

by The tree expert June 13, 2007

novelty weapon

That weak, useless but cool looking and/or fun to play with weapon in any given FPS game. If you use it often enough during a fight, the other guy might just play along and use it too.

Novelty weapons - most last-resort melee tools, the Needler in Halo, ect.

by Savatage September 17, 2006