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Wham head 

Someone who is clueless, bears stupidity that is incomparable, and is a genuine abomination to society.
"How can you say that? Kyle, you are a total wham head."
"I wish you weren't such a wham head"
Wham head by Hayd23 November 6, 2013

Wham White 

Referring to something as being super white, almost to the point of flourescing blue, as George Michael's teeth did when he was part of the 80's group Wham.
"Man, I've got to get a tan 'cause my legs are wham white."
Wham White by COURTNEYMARET July 7, 2009

Wham, bam, yes ma’am 

When someone is satisfied or impressed with an action and say the following above.
Oooooh this sandwich making is pretty good, wham, bam, yes ma’am!

Wham Boy 

To follow the trend of Snapbacks, high tops/white vans, beige chinos and finally the topman zip hoodie tied at the tassles. This "trend" is a prime example of the deterioration of man-kind. "Wham Boys" are often spotted in groups, like a sea of beige strolling through town. When alone the Wham Boy is a harmless wannabe, but in a group Wham Boys thrive upon chart music, TOWIE and the need to all wear identical clothing.
"HAHA look at them wham boys, absolute CHINO WANKERS"
Wham Boy by tdp1993 May 28, 2012

Wham Head 

Anyone who used to wear tracksuits and have now turned to jeans, Topman pumps and smaller t-shirts then their actual body size as well as sporting heavily gelled and styled hair and regularly using the sunbeds and steroids.
"Owen Woodworth is such a Wham Head."

"Adam McCabe is a propper Wham Head, His gear is 100% benzocaine."
Wham Head by L39 Anti-Wham March 10, 2009
A hairstyle (Hair-Do) on a person similar to that of George Michael in his wham days.
"This woman has just walked past me,and her hair was so big and streaked.It was such a Wham-Do"