I have to turn up my headphones at full volume

What you say when you listen to the most quietest song ever.

*most quietest song ever plays on an iPod"
Diaima Ajsmfhfnfbrgifrbg:I have to turn up my headphones at full volume because this song is so quiet

by thecharacterwannie July 11, 2022

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wog volume

Foghorn level speech that sounds normal to wogs, however, exceeds normal talking volume to non-wogs.

They are talking at Wog Volume again.

by thena15 August 27, 2022

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gradual-ramp-up-volume greeting

Refers to a non-startling strategy employed whenever you are unable to unobtrusively get someone's attention or make eye-contact with him for whatever reason (maybe he's deep in a book, concentrating hard on a household/carpentry task, or using noisy equipment, and thus he does not look up/around occasionally or hear/observe your presence) and so you start out to say hello by speaking very quietly, and then cautiously raising your voice little-by-little (like some modern-day alarm-clocks do so as to wake you "gently" instead of startling you out of a sound slumber with a full-blast ringer right away) till the previously-oblivious person eventually becomes aware of your proximity and glances up.

I'd wanted to ask my elderly neighbor about my possibly carpooling with him on his grocery-shopping trip the next day, but he was so busy using his riding lawnmower that he never noticed me despite my circling around in front of him several times, so I eventually used the gradual-ramp-up-volume greeting to finally get his attention.

by QuacksO August 22, 2018

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Volume Group

A group of friends (usually girls ) who are really loud and random, and who often give each other random nicknames that have nothing to do with anything, like 'Babes', 'Fish' and 'Megatron'.

P1: Whats up with those randoms?
P2: Oh, they're just a Volume Group

OR

Member of Volume Group 1: Hey Sheep!
M.O.V.G 2: Hey Camel!
Bystander: #Thinks# Must be a Volume Group...

by Paolo_is_Pigra October 8, 2011

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