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Tissue Vandals

A tissue vandal is a janitors worst nightmare. Usually anonymous, this person (or sometimes people depending on how bad the situation is) will vandalize school toilets by using wet tissue mainly soaked with water.

There are different types of tissue vandals, the most common being the chuck'n'splat kind. These people will wet tissue and Chuck it with the aim of getting it in a high-up place (the higher, the supposedly the better)

Some tissue vandals are also soapfitti artist as well and take pleasure in smudging mirrors with the bog standard soap from the easily accessible soap dispensers
Headmaster: I'm sick and tired of these tissue vandals!
by Sai-Chan June 22, 2021
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Anal Vandalism

The act of defacing someone’s balloon knot. A popular form of anal vandalism consist of putting on a ski mask and spraying semen on the asshole of someone or something, in a graffiti-like style.
Conor: hey bro u wanna do some anal vandalism tonight?
George: nah I ain’t gay
by Slimecraw January 12, 2021
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vandalized the bean

When you finger her ,but you didn’t wash your hands beforehand and it leaves a mark
Yo man I went out this weekend to the crazy party and me and this chick ended up hooking up and I totally vandalized the bean!
by The akagi red suns goddamnit October 20, 2023
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vandalism of a spot-a-pot

“I guess you could call it vandalism of a spot-a-pot.”
What does that mean?”
by Dordobolong April 10, 2021
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vandal#0100

Vandal is the best scammer nigga

Get scammed you fucking monkey
if u get scememd by vandal#0100 u get ripped
by Vandalxd May 13, 2022
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Fart Vandal

Someone who farts in a room/ elevator then leaves. Hence, stinking up the environment for the next person.
Damn fart vandal farted in the elevator then left having the other elevator users think I was the one who farted!
by fartso54 November 25, 2016
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waffle vandalism

Buddy, I think you're stoned...
why are you looking up waffle vandalism on urban dictionary?
by Malina & Erika April 20, 2021
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