vandalized the bean

When you finger her ,but you didn’t wash your hands beforehand and it leaves a mark
Yo man I went out this weekend to the crazy party and me and this chick ended up hooking up and I totally vandalized the bean!
by The akagi red suns goddamnit October 20, 2023
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vandalating

"These people were vandalating all of Minnesota."
by DrunkWords4211 June 03, 2020
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Social Vandalism

A deliberate act to poignantly, and comically, "vandalize" society while skirting laws of actual vandalism.
"His social vandalism of store products with stickers, that are both offensive to some but true for all, caused an uproar in the baby department of his local store."
by LaughNowCryLater December 19, 2021
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vandalence

A combination of vandalism and violence. Unruly behavior
exhibited during raucous celebrations and protests.
Vandalence associated with the G20 protest resulted
in 400 arrests--that's more than after the Lakers won
the NBA championship.
by goldandsilverowner June 27, 2010
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MANAV VANDAL

yeah so val? no but val? liek acc imagine having a 700 fps lapcock and still being s3 like that n all is liek hoonly but liek ask u tho? yeha but this clown literally is so gaia he acc just reaver no but krunker? yeha that n all is liek hoonly but imagine being so homogaia that ur phobis literally just ur bitch whos acc a cat whos gay oh so gaia oh yeah VAOIRGH yeha ns.
by PanduOIRGH September 09, 2022
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Vandals get schmandaled

When someone deliberately damages or destroys something, but immediately gets injured by the now damaged or broken thing
Chap 1: Wow, man, I didn't think breaking that camera would cause it to fall on my head
Chap 2: well, vandals get schmandaled
by Mr(always)Right July 08, 2020
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Tissue Vandals

A tissue vandal is a janitors worst nightmare. Usually anonymous, this person (or sometimes people depending on how bad the situation is) will vandalize school toilets by using wet tissue mainly soaked with water.

There are different types of tissue vandals, the most common being the chuck'n'splat kind. These people will wet tissue and Chuck it with the aim of getting it in a high-up place (the higher, the supposedly the better)

Some tissue vandals are also soapfitti artist as well and take pleasure in smudging mirrors with the bog standard soap from the easily accessible soap dispensers
Headmaster: I'm sick and tired of these tissue vandals!
by Sai-Chan June 22, 2021
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