Update Whore

an up-date whore is some one who is non-stop Facebook or tweet updating from a computer or phone

some update whores are a long range from tennagers with gf's / bf's kids who just got a facebook and dosent know what an update whore is or an lonely person who dosent have a life and all there updates are farm-ville

update whore: Im getting in the show (1 min ago)
ten minutes later
Update whore: just got out of the shower ( 1 min ago)

update whore: Watching tv
update whore: just finished my show
ect...

by J_marie_m May 16, 2011

windows update

Something that a bunch of hyped up on Starbuck's coffee Bill Gates employees should have thought of in foresight

Bob: Hey Chris, let's run down to Starbuck's and then go by the office supply store on the way back. I wanna get one the new Star Trek pocket protectors while they have some left.

Chris: Yeah, that sounds cool dude. Let's just blow all this off. We can always make like a Windows Update type thing for this shit.

Bob: Haha..yeah. hahaha

Chris: Yeah, haha. Screw this. Hey, I got first dibs on the Warf pocket protector...

by Super Gerbil October 29, 2003

Update Day

The one day, usually every month or so, where you finally crack, and update Adobe, Itunes, Steam, and a bunch of other crap all day. Basically renders your computer useless if you are using anything but solitaire.

God dammit! iTunes wants me too update! And Steam too! I guess it is update day again.

by Captain Jack Mehoff April 13, 2013

Update

Getting a boner.

Hey man, I just got the BIGGEST update after seeing Kelly in a swimsuit!

by George Prices January 15, 2011

Updatedness

The level to which something is up to date

The information stored is to have a high level of updatedness.

by BrisbaneBlueBoy September 7, 2011

SYSTEM UPDATE

A term used to trick players of RuneScape that the game is being updated, when it really isn't, causing spam and confusion.

<Person1> SYSTEM UPDATE
<Person2> really?????
<Person3> YES finally!!
<Person4> omg new skill pl0x
<Person5> i cant see any update

by SYSTEM UPDATE December 30, 2007

update doubling

When you can think of only one brilliantly witty, unique and (of course) effortless line to post on a social networking site eg. on Twitter, as your status on Myspace or Facebook, you just 'double up' and use it for more than one of the sites. Therefore you will seem brilliant, as long as none of your friends are on both/all the sites you use the line on.

Girl 1: I saw your brilliant 'nail polish dries slow on nails, but quick on carpet' line on Twitter.
Girl 2: Oh, thanks.
Girl 1: Yeah. Then I saw it on Facebook.
Girl 1: Oh, shit.
Girl 2: That's right! You got busted update doubling!

by TessQueenofTheNerds August 26, 2009